The War On Christmas EP

by Foz the Hook

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1.	Sex for Christmas 03:27	lyrics	buy track
It's a belt buckle of mistletoe
2.	Nasty Snowman 02:45	lyrics	buy track
Fashioned a jugular to make darned-sure it bled
3.	Downhome Christmastime 02:04	lyrics	buy track
It's a fire hazard, let's eat some pie.

about

All good Americans and Christians must realize that the holy holiday of Christmas is constantly under siege by anti-American (Christian) dark forces.
The liberal media (Lamestream) will try to tell you that this is all a fantasy dreamed up by Fox News (Bill O'Reilly).
Your Pals Foz The Hook are here to tell you THE TRUTH. There is a war on Christmas.
And we are the generals.
And we will not cease until every American child gives obeisance and presents to their new Christmas Overlords- Foz The Hook
recorded at Wall2Wall Recording in Chicago.

Thanks to Dan Dietrich and his students at Wall2Wall Recording (www.walltowallrecording.com) for letting us use their space, organ, and amazing talents. Thanks to Bobby and the Chuxx, The Red X-Mas Brigade (Krystal LaFianza-Pitzen, Jason Earl Folks, Ken Witzgall, Kristin Clifford, Bill Bullock, and Leon "Cuddle Fish" Strokes) Coleman Brice and the staff of Cole's, the gut busting hosts of Cole's Open Mic (Chicago's #1 Comedy Open Mic) Cameron Esposito, Adam Burke, Sonia Denis, Rhea Butcher, Kenny Witzgall.

Warning: Santa does not recommend consumption of this album by expectant mothers.